Lt. Aldo: "Now Werner, I'm gonna ask you one last time, and if you still respectfully refuse, I'm callin the Bear Jew over here, and he's gonna take that big bat of his, and he's gonna beat your ass to death with it. Now take your wiener schnitzel lickin finger and point out on this map what I want to know."

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*grunt*

I cannot stop looking at this picture.


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ELI ROTH IS TROLLING THE I.B. COMMUNITY ON LJ - AND IS A COLOSSAL CAM WHORE (NO COMPLAINTS!). ALSO HE SHOWED CHRISTOPHER WALTZ :D ITS A BINGO!!!!

PLEASE POST MOAR PICTURES OF UR CUM ON TISSUES PLZ. YOU CRAZY MOTHER BITCH.